Transcript Of Sky Dong Released And It Is Everything.

YOU GUYS. Remember that story from a couple years ago about the navy pilot who drew a penis in the sky? It was so awesome, but of course some butthurt person on the ground saw it and immediately was all, “BUT THE CHILDREN!” and complained to authorities and prompted a big fat investigation into the whole matter.

Fast forward to now, and the transcript of the conversation that took place between the pilot and the electronic warfare officer as they concocted the sky penis idea has been released, and we recruited Rob to help us in a dramatic reading of the transcript.

BEHOLD:

Ok so it wasn’t that dramatic. BUT STILL. You gotta love Rob’s narrator voice.

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