OMG.
He’s running.
He’s actually running.
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ME! This is going to make for KILLER POST FODDER.
Because no… he has no CHANCE IN HELL of winning… But this campaign will be GLORIOUS to watch. (And write about, of course.)
Ok… so let me back up.
Guess who pranced his little butt into a DNC meeting today!
Michael Avenatti arrives at the DNC meeting … pic.twitter.com/xcCEqPJTi4
— Jennifer Epstein (@jeneps) August 23, 2018
KING DOUCHE HIMSELF!!!
One woman knew he was Avenatti but wasn’t sure if he was David or Michael
— Jennifer Epstein (@jeneps) August 23, 2018
OMG. That must have stung. The man is all ego.
He’s everywhere!
— 🇺🇸Physique Athlete🇺🇸 (@ActivePhysique) August 23, 2018
*everywhere there’s a camera
This is Martha Love, a longtime DNC member from Wisconsin, telling @MichaelAvenatti how much she loves him and specifically how much she loves to watch him on TV. pic.twitter.com/BF6GHbXE1J
— Ruby Cramer (@rubycramer) August 23, 2018
He’s got Love’s vote!
Avenatti addressing a DNC session about non-white voter outreach, discussing his advocacy for immigrants separated from their parents.
He’s running. pic.twitter.com/pfyD3z2OXv
— Dave Weigel (@daveweigel) August 23, 2018
By “advocacy for immigrants separated from their parents” does he mean that one time Stormy took a stripping gig at a border town and tried to play it off as “charitable”?
Yeah… that must be it.
He’s gonna win Iowa. https://t.co/tQ2ZgZiB4F
— Noah Rothman (@NoahCRothman) August 23, 2018
He’s gonna win the nomination https://t.co/Zvoq6FznK8
— Comfortably Smug (@ComfortablySmug) August 23, 2018
BAAAAHAHAHAAAAAAA..
No. STAHP. You’re killing me.