Stormy Daniels “Heads To The Border” … Surely This Helped A Whole Bunch Of Migrant Kids

I think we all collectively WTF-ed when we found out that St. Stormy of the Unhinged was headed to the border.

To do GOD KNOWS WHAT:

I am headed down in a week. Don’t worry. Just figuring out my best course of action to maximize my resources. https://t.co/kT64pWZ4QN

— Stormy Daniels (@StormyDaniels) June 21, 2018

Errr… whut?

Really Ms. Porn star what can you do for them?? Strip??

— colleen sutton (@cuds95) June 22, 2018

Please Stormy, the children have been through ENOUGH! PLEASE KEEP YOUR CLOTHING ON! PLEEEEASE!

She was SO offended by this:

Donate money and raise awareness just as you and anyone else can. Now pull your head out of your cunt. https://t.co/KxyIh31QYK

— Stormy Daniels (@StormyDaniels) June 22, 2018

Because she’s an ACTIVIST, y’all!!!

People were actually eating this sh*t up:

Possible tweet of the day alert from mrs Daniels. Kicking ass and not looking back.

— Trump Is Hung Like A midget Flea (@BlueWaveOfDeath) June 22, 2018

You go girl!!

— Liz (@CPP_Advocate) June 22, 2018

#TeamStormy you are awesome!!

— just Erika 👩🏻‍🎤🐶 (@EJtoo) June 22, 2018

….Good Lord… give me the strength.

And of course she’s looooving the attention:

Exactly! And I’m an adult that can take care of myself between court dates. Michael & I are in contact at least once a day. In the meantime, each day these children suffer away from their parents is too much. I’m glad Michael is able to help&I condone his efforts!

— Stormy Daniels (@StormyDaniels) June 27, 2018

Ok. So over a week has passed… and I’m happy to report that Stormy did, in fact, head down to the border.

What exactly did she do there?

Tonight! pic.twitter.com/9tgDDLCsMc

— Stormy Daniels (@StormyDaniels) July 5, 2018

Getting ready for my shows tonight in Edinburg, TX at Tex Mex Club!

— Stormy Daniels (@StormyDaniels) July 5, 2018

SHE STRIPPED.

WAY TO CALL IT, COLLEEN!

There’s no mention of all the activism-ing and raising awareness she did.

But suuuurely she did it. It’s not like this woman uses everything she EVER does as a photo-op, right? (Yes. Yes she does.)

Or maybe she just hasn’t gotten around to it yet? Maybe she’s changing the world over the weekend!

Hello Iowa! #teamstormy has arrived! Can’t wait to see everyone tonight at Big Earl’s Goldmine.

— Stormy Daniels (@StormyDaniels) July 6, 2018

Just kidding. She’s stripping in Iowa now.

Sorry migrant kids, but St. Stormy of the Unhinged is unavailable to take your prayers right now.