He Just Wants A FWEND, You Guys! He’s LONELY!

I’ve been looking for a fun new hobby, and I think I just found one…

I’m gonna mess with Weiner.

I kid, I kid.

But if I WANTED to… he’s basically begging for it.

According to this:

Disgraced ex-Congressman Anthony Weiner seems to be looking for pen pals while he’s serving time in a federal prison for sexting a minor.

The father-of-one started his 21-month sentence on Monday at Devens Prison in the northern Massachusetts town of Ayer – the same facility where Boston Marathon bomber Dzhokhar Tsarnaev served out his first two years in federal custody.

The 53-year-old’s away message on his personal Gmail e-mail address that DailyMail.com obtained has detailed instructions for those who may want to stay in touch with him while he’s behind bars.

‘Thanks for reaching out,’ the automatic reply note first reads.
‘I’ll be away for a while but I would love to stay in touch.

Uhhhhh…. thanks but no thanks?

Seriously… who’s going to write this guy other than people who want to mess with him?

WHY IS HE DOING THIS?!

WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU, WEINER?!?!

‘As quaint as it may sound, the best way to reach me is by sending me a letter. When you write, I’ll get you the information about how e-mail might work.

‘So please include your full mailing address here and, of course, include it when you write.

‘And although you didn’t ask – yes, you may send me books via Amazon. (No crockpots or washer/dryers though).’

He then lists the prison address along with his inmate number before ending the note.

If the registered sex-offender wants to reply to any messages, he can buy stamps for just 49 cents.

Yeah. Because when I think of “quaint” I think of small town coffee shops, soy candles, and writing sex offenders in prison.