I’m legitimately embarrassed by this news.
Glamour Magazine has awarded Rep. Maxine Waters with a lifetime achievement award. Now, I need you to walk through this first chunk with me, because you must get the full effect. It’s truly hysterical.
You don’t want to be on the other side of Representative Maxine Waters (D–Calif.). The veteran lawmaker has long wielded her unapologetically laser-sharp tongue—surgical in its precision, devastating in its impact—in service of her progressive politics. When legislators propose policy that would turn back the clock on civil rights, dash progression on reproductive legislation, or take affordable housing away? There’s Waters, speaking truth to power.
Did you read that? “The veteran lawmaker has long wielded her unapologetically laser-sharp tongue—surgical in its precision, devastating in its impact—in service of her progressive politics.”
Right. Because THAT’S what I think of when I think of Maxine Waters. Her laser-sharp tongue and it’s DEVASTATING IMPACT. Remember when she called Ben Carson a white-wing nationalist? OH THAT STING.
Laser-sharp precision, you guys, LASER-SHARP!
Also, remember that one time she threatened to “take out” Trump?
What an inspiring woman! #Goals!
There’s more where that came from. You can read the rest of Glamour’s mind-numbingly stupid tribute here.
.@RepMaxineWaters speaks truth to power—’directly, and aggressively, without apology’ https://t.co/ThvOMCQrGP #GlamourWOTY pic.twitter.com/VfPu8ubJrZ
— Glamour (@glamourmag) October 30, 2017
SHE’S A CROOK AND A DIVIDER Cancel your subscription to @glamourmag
— Heidi (@reshas) October 30, 2017
Is this a joke??
— Deplorable Lee Lee (@leeleemunster) October 30, 2017
She’s been voted 1 of the most corrupt congresspersons. When you’re giving her the participation trophy, ask her how she got so filthy rich.
— FedUpAmerican (@ralstondad) October 30, 2017
After a lifetime of activism and public service she is worth millions? You ever wonder “how”?
— yassir sanches (@Olinecoacher) October 30, 2017
Ask her where she got the millions for her homes on a $174k yr salary #batshitcrazy
— Polly Purebred (@PurebredPolly) October 30, 2017
Um no. She’s a broken record who has barely passed any bills. She’s no hero. https://t.co/WMfJJ9W4Xd
— Alexis In NH (@AlexisinNH) October 30, 2017
Truth???
She doesn’t even have a passingly familiar acquaintance with the term.
— R.J Carter 🀄️ (@AndrewsDisciple) October 30, 2017
It’s truly unbelievable.
h/t Twitchy