The other day, Hillary Clinton explained some of her post-election coping techniques.
“Off I went into a frenzy of closet cleaning, and long walks in the woods, playing with my dogs, and, as I write – yoga, alternate nostril breathing, which I highly recommend, tryin’ to calm myself down. And – you know, my share of Chardonnay,” Hillary told CBS Sunday Morning host Jane Pauley.” “It was a very hard transition. I really struggled, I couldn’t feel, I couldn’t think.”
Excessive drinking and breathing exercises. Alrighty then.
Now if you’re anything like me, you were insanely curious about these alternate nostril breathing exercises. I immediately went to YouTube to investigate and stumbled upon this instructional video.
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That’s what Hillary’s been doing. In fact, she decided to demonstrate her technique on TV.
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Yiiiiiikes. You can tell Hillary’s trying to be loose and goofy, but she actually just comes off as a crazy person. I mean, look at her.
That is Hillary Clinton trying to act like a genuinely happy and sane human being.
Yowza.