HEY EVERYBODY! Hillary Clinton Needs A Title For Her Memoir!

What? She couldn’t get any help from her Saudi financial backers on this one?

USA Today has an article covering Hillary Clinton’s appearance at Book Expo in New York City yesterday. She spoke about her upcoming memoir (because we just don’t have enough books written by Clintons floating around out there). Apparently, writing this particular memoir has been “painful” for the Queen for reasons that I can’t possibly fathom…

Oh wait.

Honestly, better to have Queen Hillary experiencing the pain of losing, that the entire country having to experience the pain of her being president. So, no. I have zero sympathy for her.

Also, this is what she was wearing during her on-stage appearance –

So much for that “fashion icon” bullcrap. It’s oversized oven mitts and muumuus for the fallen queen.

But what was most interesting about Hillz’s speech was that she said she didn’t yet have a title for her memoir –

Hillary Clinton is still deciding on a title for her new memoir. https://t.co/k5Xe6kufM5

— USA TODAY (@USATODAY) June 2, 2017

Oh dear. Hillary should know by now. You let people know that kind of information (particularly conservatives), and they’re going to be ALL OVER IT.

Conservative Twitter – do your thing!

50 Points Ahead – In My Mind, Forever #HillaryMemoirTitles https://t.co/9rDI6zQh2I

— Rick Canton (@RickCanton) June 2, 2017

How about “Cheaters never prosper”
or
“American voters are smarter than I thought”
or
“Drat those Deplorables”

— Kevin Flynn (@OregonFlynn) June 2, 2017

No One Likes Me.

— Christie (@RepRepublic) June 2, 2017

@HillaryClinton Call your Memoir, WHEN I REFUSE TO BE HUMBLE

— Michael D46 (@mikedidi1964) June 2, 2017

How To Cry When You’re A Reptile #HillaryMemoirTitles https://t.co/9rDI6zQh2I

— Rick Canton (@RickCanton) June 2, 2017

At this point, what difference does it make ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ https://t.co/ZL9gT5XaLN

— deb4liberty (@deb4liberty) June 2, 2017

“I did the best but @DNC failed me”

— Karina n Taylor (@KarinanTaylor23) June 2, 2017

I loathe Wisconsin

— Scurrilous Dog (@Scottymcmahon22) June 2, 2017

Benghazi and a Bathroom Server: How I Married Up and Pissed It Away

— Paul Jakubowski (@Paul_J9) June 2, 2017

“Like with a cloth?”

— Roy Nouis (@RoyNouis) June 2, 2017

Close, But No Cigar (A Clinton Story)

— Ramani (@Ramani33_) June 2, 2017

Any one of these is SURE to be a classic.

(h/t Twitchy)