I’ve Been Ignoring The Gywneth Paltrow Ski Accident Trial And After Seeing This Clip I Totally Want To Start Paying Attention To It.

OMG. NEVER HAVE I EVER seen this much brown-nosing from an attorney. This is OFF THE CHARTS.

I have seen headlines that Gwyneth is being sued for causing permanent damage to some dude she collided with on the ski slopes some time ago, but haven’t paid much attention beyond the headlines. But after seeing that clip? OMG I might just have to tune in for the sheer entertainment value.

Ready for the kicker? That’s not Gwyneth’s lawyer. That’s the lawyer for the DUDE SUING HER.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Some of the comments are glorious:

https://twitter.com/ChaoticGoodest/status/1640075600109920256?s=20

Dammit, now I’m gonna have to tune in. TIME SUCK ALERT!!!

CHICKS ON THE RIGHT

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  1. UrbanVRWCMom Mar 27, 2023 at 10:27 am

    If Paltrow loses, she’ll have to sell lotsa those coochie candles of hers. I can’t believe that people would actually buy those things!

    1. KurtUSA Mar 27, 2023 at 3:05 pm

      You know almost every single college age guy out there has had or been to at least one Gweneth Paltrow candle party. Never mind. I will show myself out.