Donuts Under the Influence: Woman Arrested for Wild Driving on Courthouse Lawn

If you’ve ever wanted to see what it looks like to let your “id” win while driving, well, a woman in Vernon, Indiana did just that.

Watch:

This is all I could hear the entire time I was watching that video:

Listen, I don’t like paying taxes either, but doing drunk lawn donuts where the cops live isn’t the move.

Stupidity aside, the driving wasn’t half bad. If she had been sober, my guess is she could have written her name on the lawn or something.

All I know is, once she dries out and handles her legal troubles, somebody needs to slap a helmet on her and get her into stunt driving—right after AA.