Abortion Clinics…on Wheels? I Wish I Was Making This Up.

Can’t make it all the way to an abortion clinic? Never fear, the deathmobile is here! Planned Parenthood is so determined to make killing babies convenient that now they’ll come to you. What service!

Watch, next they’ll have a freaking app.

According to LaQuetta Cooper, the operations director of Planned Parenthood of the St. Louis Region and Southwest Missouri, women have to travel too far to get to the clinic, so the mobile deathtraps are a great alternative to get closer to patients in states that have restrictions.

“This will be helpful so they don’t have to travel three to five hours,” Cooper said.

Personally, I think a three to five-hour car ride to stew on what you’re about to do is a good idea right before making a huge mistake, but that’s just me.

“… Planned Parenthood officials say they wanted to find a way to expand capacity and make it easier for patients in states with abortion bans to reach them,” NPR said. “Many struggle to get time off work, find child care, and cover the costs of traveling long distances for appointments.”

STRUGGLE. TO. FIND. CHILDCARE. What the actual hell.

And it gets worse. This particular mobile abortion machine is not only equipped to dole out abortion pills, but also includes “small exam tables and ultrasound machines” AND “It’s one of just a few such units nationwide that are set up to provide abortions,” NPR says.

It’s a sad day when a predatory death bus is viewed by some as healthcare. Overturning Roe was a great first step, but news like this makes it clear we’ve still got a long way to go.