David Hogg Says He’d Rather Have A Porsche And A Golden Doodle Than A Child, And I Think I Speak For Every Normal Person When I Say BRAVO, David. Please Don’t Procreate.

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA LOOK AT THIS.

First of all, let’s all silently giggle at the very idea of David Hogg impregnating an Actual Female.

But secondly, just look at his idiotic, narcissistic, superficial nonsense reasons for not having kids. He wants a cool car and he’s worried his own kid would hate him and want college money. I mean, yes, his kid would probably hate him, because he’s a detestable person. But David Hogg really shows his true colors here – and shows what he really cares (and doesn’t care) about.

I think most reasonable people will agree, though, that David Hogg deciding not to procreate is fantastic news for the universe at large, and I’d like to congratulate him on this decision, as the world is better for it. I hope AOC makes the same call.

CHICKS ON THE RIGHT

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  1. UrbanVRWCMom Sep 26, 2022 at 1:00 pm

    Neither Hogg-wash nor Airhead Occupying-Congress, (AO-C) deserve any children, (Psalm 127:3) no matter how much they want them. Hogg’s caterwauling about children demanding that he pay for their college education is rich, considering that HE demanded his parents pay for his ill-fated(?) education at Harvard. I feel for the golden doodle that’ll have that little twerp as an owner.