OPINION | This article contains political commentary which reflects the author's opinion.
It’s humpday, and you know what that means. Joe Biden is spewing bullsh*t again. This time, he would like you to know that as President of the United States, he controls ALL THREE BRANCHES OF GOVERNMENT.
Oh my God, someone please get this guy a second-grade civics class. And get Psaki one, too, while you’re at it.
Also, Elon gives us all a Twitter update, and we chat about thousands and thousands of mules, because EVERYONE WANTS US TO TALK ABOUT THE MULES OMG.
Happy Wednesday, everyone.