Some Crackpot Thinks Biden Deserves Nobel Peace Prize

OPINION | This article contains political commentary which reflects the author's opinion.

I try not to pick on other opinion writers, I really do. We’re all in this together or something. We’re the little guys just trying to bring some perspective and humor to the soup sandwich of mainstream media. And we’re all entitled to our differing opinions.

That said, I wouldn’t be me if I saw something outrageously stupid and didn’t make fun of it.

Some kool-aid drinking, crayon eater that writes for The Hill thinks Biden deserves the Nobel Peace Prize. No, I’m not kidding.

Let’s forget for a second that Biden can’t spell Nobel or noble, peace or piece, prize or price. What has he done to deserves this award?

To be fair, some other lint licker nominated Biden a while ago. Brent Budowsky at The Hill just thinks he definitely deserves to win.

Why? Well, if you want the cliff notes version, it’s for no good reason. But if you want to hear what ole Brent Budowsky has to say, it’s because of all he’s achieved and all he aspires to achieve. Now, I would probably label his accomplishments as “a dumpster fire of epic proportions” and his future accomplishments as “dear God, why is this happening??”, but Brent seems optimistic. I don’t know why.

Brent thinks that after Trump dividing us (Biden would never say or do ANYTHING divisive, racist, or inappropriate, I mean besides everything he’s consistently said over the past 4 or 5 decades) Biden is restoring America’s leadership.

I figured Brent made this dumbass statement BEFORE Biden embarrassed himself and all of us on the world stage at the G7 summit in England or when he broke protocol three times with the Queen. But nah. This ratchet opinion piece came out this morning.

Brent saw Biden in all of his glory and his loins quivered. There’s a leader and a bastion of hope for humanity, Brent thought. He deserves the Nobel Peace Prize, Brent thought.

Clearly Brent Budowsky and I live in different universes. He sees Biden as compassionate and powerful. I only see a bumbling idiot. And I do try to watch various news sources so I get a more balanced understanding of what’s going on in the world. Biden is always an idiot.

Even CNN recently had a segment discussing how unprecedented it is for the President’s aides to prevent him from answering questions, literally screaming at him to stop. I guess that’s all that power and confidence Brent mentioned.

If Joe Biden manages to mumble his way into a Nobel Peace Prize, all it will tell me is that the award has gone the way of the Times Person of the Year Award, or the Woman of the Year Award. Everything is meaningless. Kinda of like Victoria’s Secret getting rid of their angels and “redefining sexy” by hiring the completely unsexy Megan Rapinoe and some other plus sized chick to sell lingerie. That’s going to work out well. Or like when YouTube awarded YouTube with the YouTube free speech award.

At this point I just want all of the insane Liberals to move to California, put a wall around it, and enjoy being citizens of their large-scale CHAZ. They’d be in the first civil war within a month, fighting for soy rations. Or fighting to get out because they ran out of bean sprouts. Sorry, no illegal entry.

At least Sky News Australia is covering Biden’s decline, even when our own media won’t.

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