Disneyland Depicts The Prince Kissing A Sleeping Snow White And The Left Is Outraged

Yeah, gee, how dare Disneyland show exactly what happened in the storyline. Bastards.

What kind of miserable shrew even has the audacity to be offended at DISNEYLAND!?

The left has had a long, long time to come to the realization that it was true love’s first kiss that awoke a sleeping Snow White (since 1937 to be exact) and they choose NOW to be upset about it? I know it’s not the first time they’ve expressed their dismay about this, but give me a break…

The Disneyland in Anaheim, California just recently reopened and decided they wanted to revamp the Snow White ride, which once fixated on the wicked Queen. Now, the ride includes new animatronics of the ‘true love’s kiss’ scene.

According to Daily Mail:

‘A kiss he gives to her without her consent, while she’s asleep, which cannot possibly be true love if only one person knows it’s happening,’ noted reviewers for SFGate.

‘Haven’t we already agreed that consent in early Disney movies is a major issue? That teaching kids that kissing, when it hasn’t been established if both parties are willing to engage, is not OK?’ the critics wrote.

‘It’s hard to understand why the Disneyland of 2021 would choose to add a scene with such old fashioned ideas of what a man is allowed to do to a woman, especially given the company’s current emphasis on removing problematic scenes from rides like Jungle Cruise and Splash Mountain,’ the review continued.

‘Why not re-imagine an ending in keeping with the spirit of the movie and Snow White’s place in the Disney canon, but that avoids this problem?’

To be fair, didn’t the prince believe that Snow White was dead when he kissed her? So I feel like there’s a level of mens rea that should be considered here…

The left would have preferred Snow White to just die, I guess.

Additionally, I feel like there should be a statute of limitations for how long you’re allowed to be offended by something until it’s like, “yo, you just want attention, enjoy the freaking animatronics and get on with your life.”

In my visualization of the left, I just depict a bunch of mean-mugging folks at Disneyland with Mickey Mouse ears, popcorn in one hand, and a notepad in the other to keep track of their offenses.

Yet, there are still crickets about all the times Joe Biden intrudes on children’s personal spaces in order to sniff them and uncomfortably hold them.