My Hair Is Purple, And Cuomo Says His Hands Are Big

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Just your typical Tuesday, y’all – my hair is purple, because I didn’t wear my glasses into Ulta, and instead of getting my normal silver conditioner, I accidentally picked up the bottle for purple toning.  Go figure.  Just in time for me to go on a business trip tomorrow.  Way to make a great corporate impression, Daisy.  Bravo.

Also, Cuomo wants you to know that he has big hands.  Because we all know what THAT means.  MMmkay.

Also, Halsey is a they now.  Mock tries to explain that to us, because I can’t.  Not today.  My hair is purple.

Happy Tuesday, everyone.