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Just your typical Tuesday, y’all – my hair is purple, because I didn’t wear my glasses into Ulta, and instead of getting my normal silver conditioner, I accidentally picked up the bottle for purple toning. Go figure. Just in time for me to go on a business trip tomorrow. Way to make a great corporate impression, Daisy. Bravo.
Also, Cuomo wants you to know that he has big hands. Because we all know what THAT means. MMmkay.
Also, Halsey is a they now. Mock tries to explain that to us, because I can’t. Not today. My hair is purple.
Happy Tuesday, everyone.