Democrat Governors And Their Super Tight Power Pleather Pants From Penneys

OPINION | This article contains political commentary which reflects the author's opinion.

Andrew Cuomo just gave himself a 25,000-dollar raise, y’all.  And there is a giant handful of lawmakers in California (yep…CALIFORNIA) who think it’s a great idea to travel to Hawaii, stay in a swank hotel on the taxpayer dime, and GATHER TOGETHER RIGHT NOW to discuss coronavirus.

You know, because these elitist scumbags are better than you.  Now pay up, suckers.

We’re on a tear this morning.  Because their super tight power pleather paisley and purple pants from JC Penneys are out of CONTROL.