Bernie’s Back, BLM’s Demands, And Britney!

OPINION | This article contains political commentary which reflects the author's opinion.

Only in a Biden world are you going to see Bernie Sanders be tapped for LABOR Secretary, y’all.  Yep.  That may be happening.  It’s an oxymoron, I know.  We’re officially entering Bizarro World, where BLM is now making demands of “President-Elect” Biden (even though he’s not even the President Elect yet), saying that he OWES them for getting him elected.  That’s right, BLM got Biden elected, so he better pony up now.  They have a laundry list of demands, dontchaknow.

We’re also dishing on Britney Spears’ insanity on Instagram and otherwise.  You know, every time we talk about her, her army of faithful followers swarm to us like celebrities to a black and white PSA.

It’s clockwork, really.  So, WELCOME BRITNEY TROLLS!

Hope y’all have a fabulous Thursday.