Our Paperback Book Update! Plus Queen Pelosi Is Better Than You.

OPINION | This article contains political commentary which reflects the author's opinion.

We are SOOOOOOOO excited about our book being out in paperback, y’all!  We’re giving you all the scoop on that, plus Queen Pelosi doesn’t have to follow the stinkin’ Rona Rules, because she’s better than you, dontchaknow.  You minions.

And she doesn’t think she did anything wrong.  Of COURSE she didn’t.

Also, Chris Cuomo is a skeeve, but you already knew that.

Happy Hump DAAAAAAY, everyone!