I am not a professional basketball watcher. I think the last time I watched a full basketball game was when Reggie Miller played for the Pacers. That’s seriously how long ago it was. I’ve heard of LeBron James, but know him more for having a role in one of those terrible Amy Schumer movies than I do for his game.
In other words, what I’m trying to tell you is that I know next to nothing about basketball or any of its players.
So when I saw that there’s a Budweiser commercial about some player who retired not long ago named Dwayne Wade, I’ll admit I didn’t have a whole lot of interest in pressing play. But then I did. And I’m so glad I did.
HOW MUCH DID YOU LOVE THAT. I mean, his mama? HOLY CRAP I WAS BAWLING.