Want More Energy And A Better Connection To Your Life Force? Get Sun On Your Perineum.

Mockarena, Co-Founder

Y’all remember when I introduced you to that crazy mother-and-daughter duo who talk to angels and remove energy blockages from horses? 

It’s true. (And if you watched their videos, you’ll know why I just wrote that.) HA HA HA HA HA HA HA I KILL ME.

Anyway, that foray into batsh*ttery was super fun for the few days I spent exploring it, but between those two and Marianne Williamson, I had sort of had my fill of metaphysical weirdos.

And then?  Thanks to a link I saw on Twitter, I have now discovered MetaPhysical Meagan, and a whole new world of crazy has been opened up to all of us.  Did you know that if you get 30 seconds of sunshine on your hoo-ha and your butthole, you will get a better connection to your life force and be able to better attract your soul tribe?

THIS IS SO IMPORTANT.

But we’ll get to the perineum sun bathing thing in a second.  First, allow me to introduce you to Meagan and her giant pile of word salad:

 

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Yeah. That’s Meagan.  Meagan’s IG profile says she’s the following things: Ascension Wayshower, Mermaid Mystic, Healer, Teacher, Weightlifter, and Tantrika.  And she has recently discovered the amazing benefits of exposing her hoo-ha and her anus to direct sunlight, and wants y’all to know about how great that is.

 

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☀️Perineum Sunning PART 2☀️ 🍑I was recently interviewed for an article on this, so I thought I’d share more: Perineum sunning is an ancient Taoist practice that originated in the Far East. In Taoism, the perenium or Hui Yin is called the “Gate of Life and Death.” This is a gateway where energy enters & exits the body. I first learned about perineum sunning through my studies of Taoism and Tantric practices. Mantak Chia speaks about this in his work, as does my friend @ra_of_earth . 🍑The benefits of perineum sunning include: 🌞 •It brings in prana or solar energy from the sun into the organs within the body which strengthens the organs. 🌞 •Perineum sunning prevents against the leakage of chi or life force energy from the body. This in turn sustains health & longevity of the physical body. •Increases creativity and creative output. •Aids in a healthy libido & balanced sexual energy. •30 seconds of sunlight on the perineum is equivalent to being in the sun all day with your clothes on. •It regulates the circadian rhythm and promotes deeper sleep. •Grounds and connects you to the Earth. •Increases your personal magnetism and amplifies the auric field. •Better focus & mental stimulation. •Regulates hormone function in the sex organs. ⚡️ 🍑My experience with perineum sunning has been profound. I have been practicing this for a few months now. I start my day with 5 minutes of perineum sunning & feel energized for hours. I no longer rely on coffee for energy to start my day because I am getting my energy from the sun. I also am experiencing better sleep and require less sleep due to boost of overall energy. • 🍑I would highly recommend this to anyone who is seeking optimal health & wellness and to those looking to connect with their sexual energy in a balanced way. • 🍑The main advice I have that this practice is meant to be done in the time of 30 seconds to 5 minutes MAX in the sun. 🌞 •‼️‼️THE INTENTION OF THIS IS NOT TO TAN YOUR BUTTHOLE‼️‼️ • 🌞 Sunscreen is not required & all you really need is 30 seconds of sun exposure. The ideal hours of the day to do this are between 7-9 am. #ButtholeSunning #SexualHealing #TaoistPractices

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That’s the SECOND post she’s done on perineum sunning. If you’d like to see the first, it’s the same photo only without the pink ring of fire (??), and it includes lots more info about the benefits you’ll reap if you get your a-hole into direct sunlight. You can catch up on that right here.

I didn’t think anyone could GET more metaphysical than the Lynn-life and the Jamie-body-mind, but Meagan certainly ranks up there.

My favorite comment about this on Twitter was definitely this one!

 

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