Biden Hitting Trump Where It Hurts — His Lack Of Pet Ownership

Karen Ashley

Because if you can’t belittle someone based on anything else, hit them where it hurts – their decision to not own pets.

Ya know, with all the free time he probably has.

Clearly, Biden has a ton of free time if he mustered up the conscious pattern of thoughts to share with the world that Trump is terrible because the White House is lacking pets.

 

Uhm. When I vote for a President, I don’t base my decision off his animal ownership or lack thereof.

What about celebrating the huge victory of annihilating the ISIS leader? That like, just happened. Is that old news now?

I don’t know about you guys, but even though I love dogs, I chose to have a cat because I’M RARELY HOME. I knew I needed more of an apathetic roommate, given my situation. My cat is my cuddle buddy at night and he is my Chunk (his full name is Chunkalicious). Trump, on the other hand, has a much different kind of living situation.

Let’s be honest with ourselves and admit that Biden is a glorified assistant.

Oh BUT WAIT! Trump still decides to celebrate animals even though he doesn’t have one!

 

“No, no, he has to actually own a pet.”

No, he doesn’t. I like flowers and trees, I know they’re good for our oxygen, but I’m not about to have a forest in my home. Does that mean I hate the environment?

It’s alright, we’ll just let them keep fishing for something legitimate to hate on Trump for.

… HE SHOULD GET A FISH.

A beta fish, to be exact. Then, when people try to accuse him of more garbage, he can be like, “I beta you want to fish for a justifiable reason..” or something along those lines. I don’t know, but I think I’m on to something.

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