Bill Clinton’s Statement On Jeffrey Epstein Is Raising Some Eyebrows

WATCH: Jeffrey Epstein indicted on sex trafficking, sex trafficking conspiracy

As we’ve mentioned a few times now, this Epstein thing is REALLY blowing up.

As I’ve also mentioned, the Clintons are probably losing their BLEEP right now. Their relationship with the notorious sexual deviant goes way back. In fact, he once claimed to have co-founded their infamous slush fund, the Clinton Foundation.

Even Nancy Pelosi’s daughter seems to realize the Clintons may go down with this ship.

So what’s Slick Willy to do?

Well, he’s going with a pre-emptive strike:

News: President Clinton has issued a statement on Jeffrey Epstein pic.twitter.com/LlTZC8j6pv

— Yashar Ali 🐘 (@yashar) July 8, 2019

YEEEAH. If your BS alarm isn’t going off, you may want to check the batteries.

For one, note that he claims he took four trips BETWEEN 2002-2003. That’s in two years, folks. Nowhere does he say there weren’t MANY others – but he constructs it in a way that implies that, without actually lying about it. SLICK, Bill. That’s really slick.

So um…

Besides flying to nearly every continent on the planet with alleged child sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein, Bill Clinton knows nothing about this. https://t.co/z3wALWn3fY

— Jerry Dunleavy (@JerryDunleavy) July 8, 2019

Riiiight.

How often do YOU travel with virtual strangers?

In other words: "I did not engage in sexual improprieties arranged by that man…Mr. Epstein." Well, that basically addresses everything. I can't imagine why anyone could disbelieve such a complete explanation! Whew! https://t.co/1vby1yMYr2

— Robert A George (@RobGeorge) July 8, 2019

EXACTLY.

It is a good thing Clinton has a reputation as a super honest teller of truth. https://t.co/kVM7QHexZL

— Sarah (gif/jif) (@mamaswati) July 8, 2019

Right. About that…

PS: why is he doing this?

“I didn’t know anything.”

“We uh, didn’t ask you if you did.”

— Stephen L. Miller (@redsteeze) July 8, 2019

A “pre-denial” seems like an awfully strange thing to do, does it not?

…Not if you know it’s coming for ya.