WATCH: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez claims this will happen if we don’t address climate change
Ohhh, AOC. I can’t figure out if she’s so full of it she often trips over her own crap, or if she’s really, truly braindead.
Just a few days ago, the Socialist Sweetheart revealed that her assertion that the world would end in “12 years” was OBVIOUSLY sarcasm and dry humor, and if you don’t get the joke, you’re just stupid.
This is a technique of the GOP, to take dry humor + sarcasm literally and “fact check” it.
Like the “world ending in 12 years” thing, you’d have to have the social intelligence of a sea sponge to think it’s literal.
But the GOP is basically Dwight from The Office so who knows. https://t.co/pmkwrdeAnq
— Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (@AOC) May 12, 2019
This is a technique of the GOP, to take dry humor + sarcasm literally and “fact check” it. Like the “world ending in 12 years” thing, you’d have to have the social intelligence of a sea sponge to think it’s literal. But the GOP is basically Dwight from The Office so who knows.
Hyuck hyuck hyuck. Funny joke, Sandy.
Look how hilarious she is in action:
— Tom Elliott (@tomselliott) January 22, 2019
What a comedic genius, eh?
I DO get the joke, Alex. It’s you. You are a joke.
Why? Well, a mere DAY after saying we’re just DUMB if we take her seriously (ok, that’s true. No one should take her seriously.) AOC is back at it.. and she seems serious.
According to Daily Wire:
Pontificating at a Green New Deal rally on Monday, Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY), who just claimed on Sunday that her apocalyptic prediction in January that the world would end in 12 years unless serious action was taken to combat climate change had just been “dry humor,” suddenly returned to her climate change hysteria, stating CO2 levels had reached the highest levels in recorded history and the last time the levels were this high “bacteria and diseases we have never seen before roamed the Earth.”
So… is that a joke? Orrr?
Ocasio-Cortez ranted, “It was reported today that this weekend for the first time in human history we have reached atmospheric levels of carbon at 415 parts per million. This has never been seen in recorded human history. In fact meteorologist Eric Holthaus and journalist said simply about this measurement, ‘We do not know a planet like this.’ The last time our planet hit 415 we were in the Pliocene period. Oceans were 90 feet higher. Bacteria and diseases we have never seen before roamed the Earth. Humans did not exist. We have never seen a planet like this. And a planet like this is exactly what we are going to get, and it is exactly what we are going to inherit from previous generations if we do not act positively now.”
Socialist Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) says that the last time that CO2 levels were this high that "bacteria and diseases we have never seen before roamed the Earth" pic.twitter.com/ilmne7ORw9
— Ryan Saavedra (@RealSaavedra) May 14, 2019
Don’t worry guys. She’s clearly being sarcastic.