Police Department Shares “The Most Ridiculous Call Of 2019 (So Far)” -And I’m DYING

I LIVE for this sort of thing. Seriously. In our age of constant gloom-and-doom, I CRAVE a good laugh.

And this did it for me.

So because I LOVE Y’ALL, I’m passing it along!

Pop some corn and pour a drink, because you’re in for some GRADE-A ENTERTAINMENT.

Noted.

Nothing sucks as bad a TIME SUCK.

…WUT.

WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?!

These people suck SO HARD.

Someone take Karen’s license. She CLEARLY should not be on the road.

I guess it’s chill if cops make donut jokes about themselves?

Ok, listen Chad, this is really a massive waste of our time. Can you just move?

“Nope, I didn’t call you guys, she did. I’ll sit here all night if I have to.” pic.twitter.com/10Q78dDEod

— Lawrence Police (@LawrenceKS_PD) February 28, 2019

Karen, sooo how’s about you move your car now and we can move on with our night?

“WHY WONT YOU JUST MAKE HIM MOVE UGH THE POLICE SUCK” pic.twitter.com/7uJYjlmUuY

— Lawrence Police (@LawrenceKS_PD) February 28, 2019

No Karen. You suck.

You suck A LOT.

BOOM.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

And THAT, my friends, is why I chose to follow the Lawrence, KS Police Department.