You Can’t Make This Stuff Up. Check Out What’s In This Plan…
AOC’s famed “Green New Deal” is out.
And OMG you guys. It’s EPIC. It truly doesn’t get better than this.
“We set a goal to get to net-zero, rather than zero emissions, in 10 years because we aren’t sure that we’ll be able to fully get rid of farting cows and airplanes that fast.”
THIS IS A REAL LINE FROM THE DOCUMENT. FOR REAL.
Of course, Kamala Harris just cosponsored this lunacy, because she figured it would earn her some nutjob points in the primaries, or something.
But seriously. This is DELICIOUS. Here are a few of my favorite parts:
The “COW FARTS ARE HARD TO PLUG” part:
Americans love cool games:
We should take care of people “unwilling” to take care of themselves:
“UNWILLING” to work. Un. will. ing. As in they have no reason to not work, they just don’t WANT to.
DON’T WORRY IF YOU DON’T WANNA WORK. WE’LL TAKE CARE OF YOU!
So… how are we going to pay for all this fart-plugging?
UHHHH. Don’t know yet.
But no worries. We’ll just PAY for it.
Here’s the whole thing. It’s a HOOT.