Ok… So it turns out Fauxcahontas Warren is 1/1024, or 0.098% Native American.
I once posted about my family’s genetic testing.
I haven’t done it myself, but my mom’s results show she is roughly 30% Native American – Mexico. Which, coincidentally, is also what Warren is supposedly 0.098% of.

That means I’m probably about 15% Native American…
Which means I am 153 TIMES MORE NATIVE AMERICAN THAN ELIZABETH WARREN OMG.
Anyway… this is all OBVIOUSLY a farce, which is why I am LOOOOVING digging stuff up like this:
WATCH: Hilarious video of Elizabeth Warren describing about how hard it was for her “oppressed” parents to get married because her Mom was a “Cherokee Indian.”
🤣😭🤣😭 pic.twitter.com/P7VVYovpsd— Amy (@RightHook99) October 15, 2018
BAAAHAHAHAHAHA.
HER PARENTS HAD TO ELOPE BECAUSE THEY WERE INTERRACIAL, FOLKS. THEY WERE SO OPPRESSED AND VICTIMIZED. OMG.
You know, Elizabeth’s mom, with that .196% Indian blood was VEEEERY discriminated against.
This is all so laughable… and so GROSS.
The weirdest part is people are still trying to defend this:
But her mother would have been 1/612th Native American. Hardly the 1/16th required by most tribes to belong. And a FAR cry from the 1/1024th that Warren herself is. Her grandparents didn’t want her father to marry someone who was 611/612th Native American? LOL
— a76marine (@a76marine) October 15, 2018
FFS.
because it’s a lie….derp.
— Amy (@RightHook99) October 15, 2018
It’s all so pathetic.
And these “champions” of minorities are forgetting who REALLY gets left behind in all of this… ACTUAL Native Americans.
This upsets me like a lot. She has no flipping clue. My grandma wasn’t even allowed go to school in her home town. @elizabethforma stop taking away our heritage
— Scott R Carrick (@ScottRCarrick29) October 15, 2018
To sum it all up:
Dems: she’s a minority and Indian and she’s oppressed DNA test comes out dems: when did she ever claim she was a minority and an Indian and oppressed
— Jessie (@jessiehason) October 15, 2018
That’s EXACTLY what’s happening… and it’s disgusting.