I’m not great at planning out Halloween costumes.
Back when I was a kid, I was OBSESSED with Halloween. We’re talking pick-out-your-costume-in-August obsessed.
I think sometime around middle school I started being a Halloween procrastinator… so I usually end up being a cat… or a witch… or Stevie Nicks. You know. Whatever I can find in my closet at 8:45pm that night.
Summer Ray… whoever that is, came up with an interesting formula to help people like me out this year.
Your Halloween costume is ‘sexy’ + your biggest fear.
— Summer Ray (@SummerRay) October 9, 2018
You’re expecting a bunch of Sexy Spiders, right?
Oh no… Conservative Twitter took a spin at this… and you’re in for a (trick or) TREAT!
Sexy gun control https://t.co/3cd55RjtbX
— Kyle Kashuv (@KyleKashuv) October 10, 2018
Sexy Communism https://t.co/oDIdaHYmmV
— Ben Shapiro (@benshapiro) October 10, 2018
Sexy President Booker….
— Terry the Deplorable (@EarplugOlympics) October 10, 2018
DO NOT MAKE ME VOMIT, OMG.
Sexy Hillary pic.twitter.com/0sBXtDHqes
— Trish Rhyne (@RhyneTrish) October 10, 2018
NO. NO. NO. NO. STOP.
Sexy Majority Leader Schumer
— Dan McDermott (@danielpmcdermot) October 10, 2018
DEAR GOD, WHY?
Sexy Linda Sarsour. Oh god she would be showing so much ankle.
— Justin Chepke (@shot_spectre) October 10, 2018
Sexy Liberal….wait a second
— Matthew Andrews (@slash_black2) October 10, 2018
Is that really even a thing?
(Sometimes. Until they open their mouths.)
So what am I going to be?
Sexy Taxes https://t.co/624FOHRAPq
— Ashley “Kimber” D. (@RedIsTheNewPunk) October 11, 2018
How ’bout you?