Can’t Think Of A Halloween Costume? This Viral New Solution Has Us ROLLING!

I’m not great at planning out Halloween costumes.

Back when I was a kid, I was OBSESSED with Halloween. We’re talking pick-out-your-costume-in-August obsessed.

I think sometime around middle school I started being a Halloween procrastinator… so I usually end up being a cat… or a witch… or Stevie Nicks. You know. Whatever I can find in my closet at 8:45pm that night.

Summer Ray… whoever that is, came up with an interesting formula to help people like me out this year.

Your Halloween costume is ‘sexy’ + your biggest fear.

— Summer Ray (@SummerRay) October 9, 2018

You’re expecting a bunch of Sexy Spiders, right?

Oh no… Conservative Twitter took a spin at this… and you’re in for a (trick or) TREAT!

Sexy gun control https://t.co/3cd55RjtbX

— Kyle Kashuv (@KyleKashuv) October 10, 2018

Sexy Communism https://t.co/oDIdaHYmmV

— Ben Shapiro (@benshapiro) October 10, 2018

Sexy President Booker….

— Terry the Deplorable (@EarplugOlympics) October 10, 2018

DO NOT MAKE ME VOMIT, OMG.

Sexy Hillary pic.twitter.com/0sBXtDHqes

— Trish Rhyne (@RhyneTrish) October 10, 2018

NO. NO. NO. NO. STOP.

Sexy Majority Leader Schumer

— Dan McDermott (@danielpmcdermot) October 10, 2018

DEAR GOD, WHY?

Sexy Linda Sarsour. Oh god she would be showing so much ankle.

— Justin Chepke (@shot_spectre) October 10, 2018

…stop this.

Sexy Liberal….wait a second

— Matthew Andrews (@slash_black2) October 10, 2018

Is that really even a thing?

(Sometimes. Until they open their mouths.)

So what am I going to be?

Sexy Taxes https://t.co/624FOHRAPq

— Ashley “Kimber” D. (@RedIsTheNewPunk) October 11, 2018

How ’bout you?