Picture this…inside a FRIED CHICKEN RESTAURANT authorities stumble upon a secret tunnel that opens up to someone’s house in Mexico.
Nope, it’s not a ‘Breaking Bad’ spin-off…
It’s what just happened in San Luis, Arizona.
It’s basically real life Breaking Bad. https://t.co/dgrbixQlH2
— Ashley “Kimber” D. (@RedIsTheNewPunk) August 24, 2018
Well… looks like we’re gonna have to build that wall into the ground… or something.
According to Fox News:
Ivan Lopez, who previously ran a Kentucky Fried Chicken eatery in San Luis, Ariz., was arrested Aug. 13 when authorities pulled him over and discovered Lopez had stashed a slew of drugs in his truck, AZFamily.com reported. A canine unit alerted cops to the drug-filled toolboxes in the vehicle.
Kentucky Fried Chicken? Are we sure they don’t mean POLLOS HERMANOS?!
Gustavo Fring? Is that you?
(Sorry if you have no idea who I’m talking about… it’s a ‘Breaking Bad’ joke.)
“[Lopez had] over 118 kilograms of methamphetamine, over six kilograms of cocaine, over three kilograms of fentanyl, over 13 kilograms of white heroin and over six kilograms of brown heroin,” said Scott Brown, a Homeland Security Investigations special agent. “Just the three kilograms of fentanyl translates to over 3 million dosage units.”
HOO-LE-CRAP. That’s a whole hell of a lot of drugs.
Agents executed a search warrant at Lopez’s house and restaurant in San Luis, where they found Lopez had turned the establishment into an alleged drug smuggling operation. The restaurant had already been shut down at the time of the raid.
Good. I have a feeling mixing fried chicken and fentanyl is an “original recipe” you shouldn’t eff with.
Video of the tunnel showed it was 22 feet deep and 590 feet long with wooden planks lining the wall. The tunnel connected the abandoned San Luis KFC restaurant to a home in San Luis Rio Colorado in the state of Sonora, Mexico.
The tunnel opening in the building only measured 8 inches in diameter. Authorities believe smugglers used ropes to bring drugs up from the tunnel.
This is freaking NUTS.
And if there’s one… I’m sure there’s MANY more.
I mean… LOOK at this thing:

This isn’t their first rodeo. That thing is PRO. Guaranteed they have other tunnels.