Ashley Judd Says We’re Engaging In Hate Speech, And I Am Dying LOL

Do y’all remember when we talked about Ashley Judd’s weird laying-on-moss-first-thing-in-the-morning habit? If you missed that convo, don’t. It’s hilarious.

That conversation was based on an Instagram post of Ashley’s from a few weeks ago, which Hannah covered extensively right here.

A few days back, Hannah alerted me to the fact that Ashley Judd apparently heard our segment mocking her moss habits, and she posted this in response:

My my my.  Someone needs to stop taking herself so seriously, doesn’t someone?

My favorite part of that is that a) she got a whole lot more people to listen to us poking fun at her than may have listened otherwise, and b) she considers that “hate speech.”

You know what’s more hateful than us mocking her moss meditations and selfies and 10.5 hours of sleep per night?

Ashley screeching this in front of a bunch of pussy-hat wearing weirdos:

I am not as nasty as your own daughter being your favorite sex symbol—like your wet dreams infused with your own genes.

But yah, I am a nasty woman?!

A loud vulgar, proud woman.

I’m not nasty like the combo of Trump and Pence being served up to me in my voting booth.

Or Ashley Judd saying Trump’s election was “worse than rape.”

Or Ashley defending the brutal murder of unborn babies.

Yeah – cry me a river about “hate speech,” Ashley. You’re kinda the High Priestess of it.