Feminist Tries To Prove Her Side Isn’t Calling For Open Borders, Fails Spectacularly

If your side is touting a cause you disagree with, it’s important to make a mental and public note. Differentiate yourself from the group. Explain why you think your side is wrong. Otherwise, you’ll look A.) Complicit  B.) Dumb. or C.) Like this feminist chick.

Option C is clearly the worst.

Behold– Caroline trying to make the right look stupid by saying that no one on her side wants open borders:

SHUT YOUR PIEHOLE PAUL RYAN, NO ONE IS CALLING FOR GODDAMN OPEN BORDERS.

— Caroline O. (@RVAwonk) June 21, 2018

That tweet was followed by approximately 5.3 million (it’s an estimation, OK?) variations of “Um…actually…I am calling for open borders.”

I am

— Goth Ms. Frizzle (@spookperson) June 22, 2018

*raises hand slowly*

*looks around and notices no one else's hand is up*

*puts hand down quickly*

— ReZo: Jim "It was Rosenstein's fault" Jordan (@ResistanceZone) June 21, 2018

yeah i am

— sophie bee (@pogform) June 21, 2018

I am

— Brandy Jensen (@BrandyLJensen) June 21, 2018

I am

— Will Bloom🍞🌹 (@WillWBloom) June 21, 2018

Me too

— Leonard Pierce (@leonardpierce) June 21, 2018

Yes we are.

— babadook spinoza ☭ (@joe___nelson) June 21, 2018

Well I'd kind of like open borders. I think it is a good idea.

— Wait-What? (@flaggoob) June 21, 2018

I am calling for open borders

— Crass Iron Skillet 🍳🗡️🦃🔪 (@SouthrnGothHick) June 21, 2018

Yes we are.

— Leslie SayimaDreamer (@earthspeakorg) June 21, 2018

I am actually

— Bigger Laius Theory (@the_bird_roads) June 21, 2018

I’m for open borders tho 🤔

— keelyisbest (@keelyisbest) June 21, 2018

actually yeah we are

— 🇳🇬 Eddie Marsbar 🇳🇬 (@nailheadparty) June 21, 2018

And so on.

Watch the spinmaster go.

I was responding to Ryan's comments, which were made in reference to members of Congress and which falsely implied that Democrats in Congress are proposing to abolish the border. He wasn't referring to individual citizens, but to elected representatives (as am I). , pic.twitter.com/F5WnSZrs76

— Caroline O. (@RVAwonk) June 22, 2018

So her tweet should’ve read, “SHUT YOUR PIEHOLE PAUL RYAN, NO ONE IS CALLING FOR GODD*MN OPEN BORDERS EXCEPT FOR ME AND MOST DEMOCRATS.”

Get it straight, Paul!