David Hogg Is Giving Alex Jones A Run For His “King Of Stupid Conspiracy Theories” Money

Ashley (Kimber)

Y’all know how I feel about Alex Jones. I HATE that his unhinged conspiracy theories get conflated with conservatism. He is HURTING the cause.

Well… I’d say David Hogg is doing the same for the left. His insufferable nagging has inspired many to join the NRA and buy an extra gun or two… just to stick it to him.

In fact… Hannah and I were at CPAC while David Hogg was at his Hoggiest… and he inspired us to get our memberships STAT:

This one’s for you, Hogg.

Anyway… I think he can tell his 15 are running out of steam… so he’s decided to take up some new causes.

He’s been a feminist champion of women lately.

And now… he’s a net neutrality conspiracy theorist.

…..WTF?

BINGO.

BUT NEVERMIND THAT. His followers are all about it. KNEEL AT THE FEET OF ALMIGHTY KING HOGG!

“Thank you for your youthful brain cells and your energy!”

This woman sounds like a Zombie, no offense.

In a nutshell:

Keep on Hoggin’, Dave!