David Hogg Is Giving Alex Jones A Run For His “King Of Stupid Conspiracy Theories” Money

Y’all know how I feel about Alex Jones. I HATE that his unhinged conspiracy theories get conflated with conservatism. He is HURTING the cause.

Well… I’d say David Hogg is doing the same for the left. His insufferable nagging has inspired many to join the NRA and buy an extra gun or two… just to stick it to him.

In fact… Hannah and I were at CPAC while David Hogg was at his Hoggiest… and he inspired us to get our memberships STAT:

Guess what just came in the maaaail! #NRA #IAmTheNRA @NRA @NRATV pic.twitter.com/ksXQOlOGzF

— Ashley “Kimber” D. (@RedIsTheNewPunk) March 23, 2018

This one’s for you, Hogg.

Anyway… I think he can tell his 15 are running out of steam… so he’s decided to take up some new causes.

He’s been a feminist champion of women lately.

And now… he’s a net neutrality conspiracy theorist.

Just wait till ISPs start collaborating with the politicians to slow down vote registration websites to suppress peoples right to vote. The survival of #NetNeutrality is up to you this November.

— David Hogg (@davidhogg111) June 12, 2018

…..WTF?

According to @davidhogg111 government not having a hand on the internet will result in government having a hand on the internet.

Tomorrow, refusing to drink coffee IS drinking coffee. #Logic https://t.co/zdcwIY6Kdr

— Patrick (@ArgentineTea) June 13, 2018

BINGO.

BUT NEVERMIND THAT. His followers are all about it. KNEEL AT THE FEET OF ALMIGHTY KING HOGG!

Thank goodness you understand the seriousness of some of these other issues that are not getting enough attention. All of them affect all of us!

— Veronica Gliatti (@vgliatti) June 12, 2018

It’s heartening to see that your opponents would gnaw off their legs just to get back at you, David. They’re too stupid 2 admit that w/o net neutrality, their freedom of speech is severely affected.

Maybe you could get the 2A into that discussion, so they recognize the issue.

— Carlos Ferrer (@tolvari) June 12, 2018

David, what you do in one day is what most of can do in 10 years! Thank you for your youthful brain cells and your energy! We will try to help every step of the way! #Resist #MomsDemandAction #netneutrality #ExceptUs

— Judy Terry-Wiesendanger (@judyrtw) June 12, 2018

“Thank you for your youthful brain cells and your energy!”

This woman sounds like a Zombie, no offense.

In a nutshell:

You obviously have no idea what net neutrality is.
Which makes it perfect for you to tweet about, as is your way. Carry on.#MAGA #hasnoclue

— Wes Watson (@_Wes) June 13, 2018

Great, more nonsense on another topic you know zip about.

— Lee (@lmsjrpol) June 13, 2018

Keep on Hoggin’, Dave!