So Clearly I’m Late To The Jennifer Aniston Nipple Party.

Yesterday, when I wrote about Jennifer Aniston’s nipples, I had no idea that they’d still be a topic of conversation today, and yet, here we are.  I’m writing a whole new post about them.  And here’s why.

The original post got retweeted by an account called, and I’m not making this up, @jensnips.  It was nice for them to retweet it, but they also replied to me, and you guys, I cannot stop laughing at this.  BEHOLD:

OMG.

This is an Actual Account devoted exclusively to Jennifer Aniston’s nipples, and that response to me indicates that they genuinely believe I should take time to research the length of time her nipples have aggressively pointed at people.  Like – the tone in that response suggests that I deserve scorn for not conducting any previous nipple research.

Now, ordinarily, I wouldn’t take the time to research Jennifer Aniston’s nipples, but I have to say, my interest was definitely piqued after getting that reply.  I mean, how is it possible, as a devoted Friends fan back in the day, that I missed all of the nipple hullabaloo?

But I DID, you guys.  There’s been Jennifer Aniston nipular hullabaloo for YEARS going back to her Friends days.  BEHOLD:

I’m sure that’s just the tip of the nip, too. There’s probably tons more, but I already feel kinda disgusted with myself for conducting even THIS much “research.”

Anyway, I’m either woefully oblivious or just NOT A PERV.  You make the call.

And to Jennifer Aniston’s nipples fans, you’re welcome.