Amy Schumer Uses Wedding To “End Gun Violence” (And I KNOW You’re Curious -Here’s What She Wore)
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February 15, 2018As I mentioned earlier, someone willingly chose to yoke himself to Amy Schumer.
Why? I have no idea… Maybe he’s really in to hearing nasty vagina jokes? Or maybe it’s a financial strategy?
Anyway… they had only been dating for a few months, and got married in a surprise wedding. Everyone assumed she was preggo.
She’s not. She posted the following on Instagram an hour ago:
Gun violence has been Amy’s “thing” ever since a shooting broke out at the screening of her film “Trainwreck.”
And yes… she IS related to Cryin’ Chuck. So… pretty predictable.
So if you were planning on sending Amy Schumer a gravy boat (Were people going to send her gifts? She can buy her own damn gravy boat) now you can send your money to an org that wants “common-sense steps.”
Everytown is a movement of Americans working together to end gun violence and build safer communities. Gun violence touches every town in America. For too long, change has been thwarted by the Washington gun lobby and by leaders who refuse to take common-sense steps that will save lives.
Uh huh.
Anyway… because I KNOW you’re curious… (I’ve seen the numbers folks, a LOT of you are curious) here’s what she wore:
Y’all know I DETEST Amy Schumer… but I do love brides. A bride is this little bundle of new love and hope for the future and my cold, cold heart can’t help but be warmed by it.
(Just lose the glasses. Not a fan of the glasses.)
I’ll admit she looked lovely. And despite how much I disagree with virtually EVERYTHING she says or does… I do wish them all the best in their new marriage.
Prove us wrong, kids!
