Chelsea Handler Is In The Business Of Calling 11-Year-Old Boys Dumb

Chelsea Handler is a hosebeast of epic proportions.

Fact.

Exhibit A:

Wouldn’t it be great if Trump was able the war in Afghanistan? Can’t complete a sentence on his own, but is able to end a 16 yr war.

— Chelsea Handler (@chelseahandler) August 22, 2017

Exhibit B:

Wouldn’t it be nice for the eclipse to coincide with trump’s resignation and/or arrest. Preferably in his underwear and handcuffs? #fantasy

— Chelsea Handler (@chelseahandler) August 21, 2017

Exhibit C:

2 Chinese guys were arrested in Berlin for making nazi salutes. Wouldn’t it be nice 2 have laws here for people who think racism is funny?

— Chelsea Handler (@chelseahandler) August 7, 2017

Exhibit D:

I'd like to play scrabble w/ trump without the right to use adjectives, and see who wins.Then, id like to shove all the letters up his ass.

— Chelsea Handler (@chelseahandler) October 16, 2017

Exhibit E:

So, you don't want us to have access to birth control, and also don't want us to have abortions, so are we supposed to just let men decide?

— Chelsea Handler (@chelseahandler) October 9, 2017

Oh, right. Ok. So, it's the Handmaid's Tale? Ok, thank you for letting us know. GET READY FOR MEN TO SEE WHAT A WAR REALLY LOOKS LIKE.

— Chelsea Handler (@chelseahandler) October 9, 2017

Exhibit F:

Melania to host a discussion on opioid abuse. She says unless you have to have sex with Donald Trump, you have no excuse to be on drugs.

— Chelsea Handler (@chelseahandler) September 29, 2017

Exhibit G:

Uhhhh. Kim Jung's letter to @realDonaldTrump is a little bit more sane than @realDonaldTrump. Maybe we trade?

— Chelsea Handler (@chelseahandler) September 22, 2017

And so on. I could go through the entire alphabet. Here's another to add to the list.

Chelsea wants to know if you know anyone dumber than Trump. You know. Besides Melania and his kids, including his 11-year-old son.

Is there anyone dumber than @realDonaldTrump? Besides his children, and Melania? Does anyone know anyone dumber? Maybe tila tequila.

— Chelsea Handler (@chelseahandler) October 18, 2017

Is that supposed to be funny? Comedians sure aren't what they used to be...

She totally stepped on a rake.

Well there is you

— Dave S (@daveshapiro67) October 18, 2017

Based on tweets like this, yes, there is. You. https://t.co/dN225TRdyo

— History Prof Brad (@brad_duren) October 18, 2017

If you're asking people if they know anyone dumber, and they aren't giving you an answer? It means it's you. https://t.co/hz356c7ARj

— MonBossyMothma-WR (@nowhere_nh) October 18, 2017

Yes. You. https://t.co/TMmh7Qvg39

— Mike Mason (@MikeMason830) October 18, 2017

Absolutely. Here's a link:
https://t.co/LFulk9Q4FB https://t.co/onWrSHspTf

— Eric Spencer (@JustEric) October 18, 2017

You. pic.twitter.com/hxnN8FdpwH

— T-J (@lifesnotforall) October 18, 2017

Never met you, but this tweet suggests you are.

I really enjoy seeing people answer their own questions. Hope you enjoyed it like I did.

— Simon Robinson (@simrob72) October 18, 2017

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— Chris Brassard (@ChrisBrassard) October 18, 2017

Yes her name is Chelsea handler

— Amber Francois (@KiransMommy) October 18, 2017

Melania is fluent in 5 languages. You struggle with one & she's the dumb one? Chutzpah. https://t.co/BbLhfvcFuQ

— Rita Panahi (@RitaPanahi) October 18, 2017

Pretty pathetic to be attacking an 11-year-old, Chelsea. https://t.co/VIktU0RgTv

— Ian Miles Cheong (@stillgray) October 18, 2017

Insulting the intelligence of an 11-year old boy.

Absolutely classless.https://t.co/AobC5feoGS

— Stefan Molyneux (@StefanMolyneux) October 18, 2017

This tweet alone speeks volumes about your own intelligence!!!!

— Larry Bird (@Lbirdsville) October 18, 2017

You

— Gerald (@GeraldYak420) October 18, 2017

You! pic.twitter.com/LvgKEBsGd3

— kim day (@kimberly_day710) October 18, 2017

Check your mirror....

— John Dundon (@JohnDundonNSR) October 18, 2017

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— Kelly Radisson (@kelly_radisson) October 18, 2017

Keep it up, Chelsea. You get more unlikable by the day.

h/t Twitchy