I know everyone’s in “unite” mode, and I’m so on board with that, but these elitist celebrities have been praising Hillary Clinton for the last year and a half. Give me a moment. I want to enjoy their tears for a few more days. Can you blame me?
Speaking of elitist celebrities, did you see Chelsea Handler’s meltdown? (If you haven’t heard of her, you’re not alone. I didn’t hear about her until I started working for the Chicks. Basically, she’s another desperate and unfunny feminist comedian. There’s not much more to say beyond that.) This goes without saying, but she supported Hillary Clinton and completely broke down crying on her Netflix talk show.
“I know as a woman, it feels so sexist (that Trump won). I guess the message I went to get out is not to give up. Because this is so important. It’s easy to throw in the towel,” Handler said.
But bad news. She’s not moving out of the country.
“I want to move to Spain. I really, really want to move to Spain right now. Everyone in my office is like, ‘you have a responsibility, you have a voice and you need to use it and you have to be here,'” Handler said.
No! GO AWAY. Move to Spain! You PROMISED.
Anyway, celebrity tears. I’m still sippin’ on them. Give me at least a week. I’ll be nicer then. Maybe.