Oh THANK GOD Miley Cyrus Weighed In On The GOP Race
First, We Had Placenta Eating. Now We Have Vagina Seeding. I Can’t.
March 2, 2016Student Grabs Cellphone From Teacher; Shares Semi-Nudies Of Her With Classmates. TEACHER GETS FIRED.
March 3, 2016When Democrats pick on Republicans who support Donald Trump, I can’t take it seriously. Not because they should be exempt from criticism, but because HELLO. They support Bernie Sanders and/or Hillary Clinton. THAT’S the real joke around here. Nothing is more shameful than that.
Honestly. One of my friends called me the other day to vent about her day at school. She’s a Trump supporter and is having a rough time dealing with her peers. Bernie supporters are ALL OVER her campus. And what’s more, her professors are badgering everyone about the election. And not in a “neutral” kind of way.
As my friend told me:
“She’s such a liberal talking about what scares us the most and is surprised when we say terrorism. She’s like, ‘The thing that would scare me the most is texting and driving and if I was a black person, having a cop misunderstand me and kill me.'”
Her professor said that. FOR REAL.
She also told the class how “awful” it is to refuse to accept illegal immigrants and added that it’s pathetic that “we’re so scared we’re building a wall.”
Education in America, everyone.
Here’s my point. If you actually fear “texting and driving” more than terrorism, you’re high. And stupid. And if you support a senile socialist or felonious grandmother, you’re the real joke. You want to fundamentally transform this country into a nanny state, can’t-say-anything, kiss-terrorists’-butts, free-stuff-for-everyone hell hole. YOU’RE the joke around here.
Speaking of jokes, Miley Cyrus weighed in on the Republican race. She’s really annoyed by Trump and even threatened to move away if he becomes president. (First Al Sharpton, now Cyrus? Two for one? Even more tempting…)
She doesn’t say things she doesn’t mean, you guys. So if we have a “President Trump,” she’s taking her naked self outta here. (Also, it’s really hilarious listening to her sound like a pauper. She has a net worth of over $150 million. It must be so hard to be her.)
But if a socialist becomes president, YAY! Equality! Fairness! FAAA-REEEDDDOMMM. (Except not.)
Anyway, Cyrus is hysterical. That is all.
