LOL! Protesters Are TURNING UP THE HEAT At The White House

Those who don’t live in the DC-area (or those who don’t obsessively watch Maddow- she’s been covering this, because OF COURSE she has) probably didn’t know that there’s been an ongoing protest at the White House. Tonight will be the sixth night. They’re calling it “Occupy Lafayette Park.”

Think of Occupy Wall Street, except less poop. (For now.)

Former Clinton adviser Adam Parkhomenko has been organizing these protests day after day, and they’re getting more ridiculous every single night. For starters, people like Stormy Daniels and Alyssa Milano have participated. But now Parkhomenko thinks he’s REALLY crushin’ the game, because he’s recruited a hip hop group, dancers and a Mariachi band. And now? He’s currently seeking…puppeteers and bagpipers.

Yes, really. And he’s also looking for donations to keep this protest going on indefinitely.

A bunch of comments asking about contributions! We are using the following link through Party Majority and those funds are dedicated to local bands, artists, sound systems and who knows how big this will get. Maybe we will have a bus: https://t.co/EFvwHAclPf

— Adam Parkhomenko (@AdamParkhomenko) July 21, 2018

If the White House thinks the protests are ending soon they should be aware that our new sound system arrives on Monday.

— Adam Parkhomenko (@AdamParkhomenko) July 21, 2018

In the last 48 hours, 581 of you have chipped in an average of $21 each to support the ongoing #OccupyLafayettePark effort. Most common contribution: $20.18

— Adam Parkhomenko (@AdamParkhomenko) July 21, 2018

Dude…Get a life. All of you. Don’t you have JOBS?

https://t.co/PSjRVQENAX

— Adam Parkhomenko (@AdamParkhomenko) July 21, 2018

Two photos from two protests that define this week in American history. pic.twitter.com/fMjS5FET1l

— Justin Hendrix (@justinhendrix) July 21, 2018

We are looking at starting to translate the protest from English to Russian when Trump gets back so him and the White House understand what we are saying.

— Adam Parkhomenko (@AdamParkhomenko) July 21, 2018

Me right now:

Quick update on White House protests because the GOP is losing it online over this. 1,373 of you chipped in $31,144 overnight to support local bands and artists and we aren’t going anywhere. https://t.co/EFvwHAclPf pic.twitter.com/vnBv4lZU9X

— Adam Parkhomenko (@AdamParkhomenko) July 21, 2018

This is the most incredible thing ever #OccupyLafayettePark pic.twitter.com/8ETsPLVcfa

— Adam Parkhomenko (@AdamParkhomenko) July 21, 2018

I am looking for a professional auctioneer that can verbally reenact outside the White House everything important Trump is giving away to the highest bidder. If you have recommendations let me know!

— Adam Parkhomenko (@AdamParkhomenko) July 19, 2018

Seriously. A life. Get one.