I’m sorry, but if I see a suspicious, terrorist-looking person in the parking lot at my local Wal-Mart,
1. I’m not going to call a freakin’ store manager so he can pretend to channel Chuck Norris. 2. I’m going to wonder how on God’s green earth a terrorist got into my little podunk town in the first place. We have lots of guns out here in the sticks. Just sayin.
What in the hell IS this? Anyone? Bueller?