New Jersey Police Release The Best Mug Shot EVER

Mug shot?

I meant PUG SHOT.

HYUCK HYUCK HYUCK I’M HILARIOUS.

You know two things I REALLY like? Dogs and police officers with a sense of humor. This story has BOTH. Allow me to interrupt this gloom-and-doom news cycle with THIS lil’ ray of sunshine.

New Jersey police found this little RUFFian roaming the streets… and hilarity (and a happy ending!) ensued:

CAN YOU EVEN HANDLE ALL THIS SNORTY GOODNESS?!

According to Fox News:

A pug whose mugshot went viral is back with her family after New Jersey police tracked down her owners and collected the required — and delicious — bail.

Bean the pug escaped from her owner’s Cape May home Sunday. The dog’s “pug mug” soon went viral after Cape May police posted it on Facebook.

“This is what happens when you run away from home,” police wrote, noting the pooch was caught while “sneaking through yards,” just one street away from the town’s famous beaches.

Let this be a lesson: DON’T RUN AWAY FROM HOME, KIDS.

But GOOD NEWS! Bean’s owners have come to retrieve the little scamp:

Ok…tell me a picture of an incarcerated pug didn’t TOTALLY just make your day better.

And bail?

Well… it was delicious:

HAHAHAHAHA.

LOVE.

Apparently, this city has different dog policies than mine does…

I’m pretty sure you get fined up the WAZ here if your doggerino gets loose. I’d MUCH rather pay in cookies.