Sarah Sanders Trolls The Washington Post, And It Is GLORIOUS

Sarah Sanders: 1
The Washington Post: 0

There’s been a lot of talk about John Kelly’s reactions during an important breakfast with Trump and European allies this morning.

And we're off. Within minutes of his first event of the day, President Trump is going off about defense spending, singling out Germany and claiming they are totally controlled by Russia. John Kelly looks around the room and takes a long drink of water.

— Kaitlan Collins (@kaitlancollins) July 11, 2018

Watch John Kelly search the room, his cup, his tie, for some reassuring sign this is all just a dream… But it never comes. It never comes. https://t.co/ikAfbbDC3F NATO

— Patrick Tucker (@DefTechPat) July 11, 2018

Watch John Kelly. All he’s missing is ‘Curb Your Enthusiasm’ theme music. pic.twitter.com/CXFPob5GsS

— shauna (@goldengateblond) July 11, 2018

John Kelly's face is priceless. That's all you need to know about how crazy Trump's comments are. https://t.co/0SeUUd0W7z

— Emily C. Singer (@CahnEmily) July 11, 2018

John Kelly looks like he’s already composing his memoirs in his head and they’re in all caps https://t.co/nZGQPkaL4v

— Benjy Sarlin (@BenjySarlin) July 11, 2018

John Kelly’s reaction #NATOSummit pic.twitter.com/hC9UHRlGzj

— Dusty (@DustinGiebel) July 11, 2018

You get the idea. For the FULL story on what Trump said, click here.

The Washington Post asked Sarah Sanders for an explanation. What was going through John Kelly’s head at the time?

Her response was epic.

In a statement to The Post, White House press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders said, “[Kelly] was displeased because he was expecting a full breakfast and there were only pastries and cheese.”

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Sarah you are BRUUUUTAL!

In a statement to The Post, White House press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders said, "[Kelly] was displeased because he was expecting a full breakfast and there were only pastries and cheese." https://t.co/azDbYtgy20

— Robert Costa (@costareports) July 11, 2018

this is an amazing White House statement https://t.co/wa4fN4xHcn

— Jonathan Tamari (@JonathanTamari) July 11, 2018

This is a real quote, and it's magnificent. https://t.co/d1lRaGiGUV

— Tom Gara (@tomgara) July 11, 2018

Anyone who has ever stayed at a Marriott is John Kelly https://t.co/7wHcWIgkys

— Stephen Miller (@redsteeze) July 11, 2018

Oh man. This is so ridiculous that I enjoy imagining it being true. Kelly was so pissed about the breakfast that he was visibly upset about it. https://t.co/PsuxdZs550

— Stephen Gutowski (@StephenGutowski) July 11, 2018

Okay that’s hella relatable. “Continental breakfast” is just a codeword for bullshit https://t.co/G01dstZbFK

— ☁️ Chris Cloud ☁️ (@itschriscloud) July 11, 2018

Well, he’s a pretty Paleo guy. I’d be displeased by carbs for breakfast. https://t.co/OUeQ5TaTd5

— Randy Barnett (@RandyEBarnett) July 11, 2018

I think this is the perfect way to combat MSM’s incredibly stupid stories. Provide them with incredibly stupid statements in return.

Fight fire with fire.

I love it.