The World Is Supposed To End (Again) On April 23rd. Just FYI.
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April 12, 2018According to this dude and some other dude and probably some other dudes who believe these dudes, the world is supposed to end on April 23rd now.
You know, Mock and I have talked a handful of times on our radio show about how the world was supposed to end. And then it didn’t. So if you’re planning on crawling in a hole somewhere or if you’re thinking about blowing your life savings and heading to Bora Bora, you may want to rethink that.
Or not. Whatever. I’m not telling you what to do, I’m just over here wondering why the world couldn’t end BEFORE tax day, is all.
And if the earth is, in fact, going to be obliterated sometime in October, my stepdaughter is going to be tiiiiicked. She’s supposed to get married that month, and she’s been planning the wedding since she was about 14 years old, if you want to get technical.
No one forward this to her. Because the earth may implode early just from sheer bride-control anger.
