The CDC is trying to cover up data, y’all. You know, because they don’t want you to see that maaaaaaaaaaybe those boosters don’t work.
That’s not completely unethical or anything. Nah.
Also, Trudeau is still on his raging path of Canadian dictatorship. Considering that all he had to freaking do is DROP THE MANDATE, but instead he’s choosing to forge ahead with unprecedented militant government control, it just shows what a power-hungry d*ck he is. He should take notes from UK PM Boris Johnson – and so should OUR GOVERNMENT, apparently, since he’s the only one that understands what FREEDOM LOOKS LIKE.
Good Lord, our Founding Fathers are SPINNING in their graves right now.
Speaking of raging paths, Kyle Rittenhouse is on the warpath and I’m so here for it. He’s suing EVERYONE, and it’s a thing of beauty. Start with Whoopi and aaaaaaaalll the ladies on The View, Kyle. We’ll be cheering you on from the cheap seats.
And Britney is writing a $15 million tell-all. We’ll probably read it – that is, if someone else ghost-writes it, because we’re pretty sure there would be a lot of run-ons if she tried to pen it herself.
Happy Tuesday, everyone.