WOW. Wow, guys.
Did y’all hear the very, very important news about Trump? Clearly, this is huge… given the fact that the internet is collectively flipping its lid.
No- he’s not being impeached. So take a deep breath.
Are you ready for this?
https://twitter.com/ZytroftEF/status/1135341619413159936
NEW HAIR, WHO’S THIS?
Of course, nothing’s all that different. It looks like Trump simply combed his usually um… “voluminous” hair back, in order to wear it under a hat. He probably does this all the time. We just don’t get to see it all the time. THIS beautiful coif is what lives under the MAGA hat, folks.
Mind-altering, I know.
Despite the fact that this slick new do probably isn’t “new” at all, everyone’s got SOMETHING to say:
Trump takes off his cap and reveals his non comb over hair for the first time. And of course it actually looks better. pic.twitter.com/HyL9h2DarH
— Mike Sington (@MikeSington) June 2, 2019
https://twitter.com/bryceshreve/status/1135350468845154306
I actually think this is a nice picture of him. Oh well.
The only opinion I want to put out into the world today is that this hair style is Trump's best look. pic.twitter.com/xU4wQ5wKYm
— Stephen Perkins (@Stephen_Perkins) June 3, 2019
Someone agrees with me!
Normal-Hair Trump looks like the final boss you have to face at a used Cadillac lot pic.twitter.com/hjJqIg4o68
— Spookas (@lukepreston__) June 3, 2019
*Snort*
Trump’s new hair doing no favours in fighting the comparisons to future Biff Tannen pic.twitter.com/LSf3iXamUA
— Josh Butler (@JoshButler) June 3, 2019
https://twitter.com/JasoN20424430/status/1135365279502995456
Chill out, dude.
https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/1135492805034463232
Ok yeah, I thought that, too.
👩⚕️New hair do, must be so Satan don't recognise him. This is another Scam he does. Visits his properties Golf Course & Winery, then stops at the Church or Fire House/GOP political Offices this way Taxpayers pick up the full bill. https://t.co/xOmZK3ZXc8
— Joyeta E.Anderson (@joyeta_e) June 2, 2019
Imagine being like Joyeta. What a poor, unfortunate soul. Prayers for you, girl.
Trump's hat hair look is so weird specifically because it looks way, way more normal than his regular look pic.twitter.com/HHnsSeHlxp
— tom (@thetomzone) June 3, 2019
Whatevz, haters.
I think it looks good.
Thoughts?