Get Toasted! Former Wrestler Lays the Smackdown on Deadbeat in Subway

Customers at an Indianapolis Subway were treated to more than a Five Dollar Footlong—they also got to watch a free, in-house wrestling match.

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I love it when idiots get a taste of their own medicine.  Can you imagine how humiliating it must have been to be restrained like that so easily? Talk about an awkward few minutes while they waited for the cops.

It cracked me up when Gabriel Pitzulo said, “… I didn’t want to hurt him too bad.” I wouldn’t have minded if Pitzulo had roughed the guy up a bit, but I respect his restraint.

Also, him giving the glory to God at the end of the segment was *chef’s kiss*. Someone find this guy’s parents and shake their hands, they raised a good one.