GOP Loses Senate, Lake Is Slipping in AZ, And Ivanka Crops Out Kimberly

What a weekend! As if it wasn’t bad enough that we lost the Senate, we are struggling right now to keep the House. It’s not a guarantee, y’all. And Lake is slipping in Arizona. So the next time people tell you to look at polls, by all means – shoot them two middle fingers.

That goes for our mainstream media, too.

In lighter news, we’re discussing the Tiffany Trump wedding, because we have to, or we may go into a spiral of depression. Seriously those DRESSES THOUGH OMG.

Hope everyone has a great Monday. It’s a new, fresh week full of opportunity. And this is still the best country on the planet.