Jennifer Lawrence Has Nightmares About Tucker

I, like many people back in the day, liked Jennifer Lawrence.  When she first started out I thought she was hilarious.  She was quirky, seemed down to Earth, and relatable.  But as she gained fame, she became more insufferable.  Now, like many, I can’t stand her. 

Back in 2017 Tucker stated that Lawrence was “out of touch” as it pertained to her views on climate change.

I guess that really bothered her, because she recently told Vogue in an interview that she has recurring nightmares about Tucker.  It’s so bad that she has had to talk with her therapist about it.  He made an accurate comment 5 years ago, let it go Jennifer.

If Tucker doesn’t address this on his show tonight with all of his snark-castic mockery, I’ll be a little sad.

In the interview she also brought up the 2016 election.  She stated, ‘It breaks my heart because America had the choice between a woman and a dangerous, dangerous jar of mayonnaise. And they were like, “Well, we can’t have a woman. Let’s go with the jar of mayonnaise.”‘ Right, because the Benghazi lady isn’t dangerous AT ALL.  Men just died because of her actions.  But Trump is the dangerous one.  Also, per the interview, she wasn’t even really a Hilary supporter! Insert all the eye rolls here. 

If you aren’t annoyed enough, let’s discuss how she also brought up Roe v. Wade and abortion in her interview and how she believes that women now don’t have equality.  I’m sorry, what?  What does killing a baby have to do with equal rights?  Here’s the thing I know she means that a man doesn’t have to have a child if he doesn’t want to (although he still pays child support, but that’s another argument for another time), so a woman should have that right too.  But I’m just saying, if a man kills a baby, it’s murder.  So if you want to be equal, a woman killing her baby should also be called murder, not “health care.”

Are you now officially super annoyed?  Because me too.  But, let’s just think about her having those recurring nightmares of Tucker for 5 years and laugh together, shall we?  Feel better now?  Me too.

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  1. casteff Sep 7, 2022 at 5:16 pm

    You forgot the part in the article about how watching Tina Fey in 30 Rock was what convinced her she was on the wrong side of the fence.

    The jokes. They write themselves.

  2. VBGuy Sep 7, 2022 at 12:07 pm

    I’d have nightmares if I watched Rachel Maddow. Solution? I don’t watch Rachel Maddow.

  3. beaker Sep 7, 2022 at 10:41 am

    Tucker is brilliant, articulate and very fact based. Lawrence just tipped us off about her wet-dreams.

  4. geebert Sep 7, 2022 at 8:31 am

    Whenever I feel embarrassed about something, I remember my mother saying, “You wouldn’t care what people think of you if you realized how little they did.” Jen needs to know how little we think of her.