

What does Will Smith losing his sh*t last night and slapping Chris Rock in the face have ANYTHING to do with Donald Trump?
If you guessed absolutely nothing, you’d be completely and totally correct. If you tried to make some sort of wacked-out correlation, then you, too are a mentally unstable liberal. Or Howard Stern. But I repeat myself:
.@HowardStern Says Will Smith Slapped Chris Rock Because ‘Will Smith and Trump Are The Same Guy’ https://t.co/TeyFtNZxMp
— Mediaite (@Mediaite) March 28, 2022
Oh look! The obsession CONTINUES, y’all.
If you didn’t go to the link and check out the crazy yourself, here’s a transcript (hide yo kids, hide yo wife):
“He opened hand with a lot of force, smacks him right in the mouth on TV. Now the first thing I said to myself was ‘what the fuck is going on, is this a bit?’ because where is security? This is a live television event!”
Co-host Robin Quivers jumped in to say, “it shows where we are as human beings, you can’t even say something in a room without a war breaking out.”
Stern then expressed concern for Rock after taking the hit from Smith. “He was flustered, he was obviously- his head- he got fucked over.”
Sigh.
If you’re going to make a comparison, Howard, at least make a semi-accurate one. Put in a little effort, for crying out loud. When exactly did Trump “get away with this sh*t?” When was the last time that Trump got up on a stage and punched a man in the face? Moreover, was the last time he punched a black man in the face? I feel like I missed that.
Did I miss that?
The comparison is completely UNHINGED, seeing as how Trump and Will Smith are nothing alike, except for maybe the fact that they’re both kinda tall, they’ve both had a few wives, and they both have dabbled in celebrity culture. In fact, Trump didn’t get to exercise any of that (liberal) celebrity privilege that Will and Jada are able to exercise. Lord knows that Donald and Melania were never covered in the media for “wow’ing” on the red carpet. Nor were they ever referred to as the “cutest.” Yeah. I just don’t remember any of that, especially after Trump punched a black man in the face in front of a national audience.
Oh, that’s right. THAT NEVER FREAKING HAPPENED, HOWARD.
You may want to consider contacting that swanky psychiatrist of yours and changing your meds, dude.
The ignorance is staggering.