AOC Tries To Out-Stupid Herself Commenting On Crime

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I know that you know that AOC has the IQ of an old dishrag. No one is surprised when she says something stupid because everything she says is stupid. I don’t want to be mean…but…she’s just stupid.

I’m sure she’s lovely (I don’t mean that, she seems like a see-you-next-Tuesday if I’m being honest), but there’s a little too much chlorine in her gene pool. It’s like she only has two braincells and both of them are fighting for third place. So any time I see her speaking, I skip past it.

I’m not joking. Ever since she said dogs spend more time with their babies than women do, I tend to keep my phone muted when I see her face. I have absolutely no interest in whatever cockamamie idea is about to crawl out of her mouth. She thinks she’s so insightful and revolutionary that she’s unique and stands alone, but in reality she’s in left field by herself because no one knows what she’s talking about and can’t follow her nonsensical logic. Even her “followers” are only there to watch her make boxed Mac n cheese (not even the good kind).

My phone wasn’t muted today like it normally is when I’m scrolling social media looking for something fabulous to write about for you all. And I know, this isn’t fabulous. AT ALL. But Alexandra Ocasio-Cortez said something so dumb I listened to it THREE times to make sure it was as doltish as I thought it was. And so I had to share it with you.

“It is not acceptable for us to use jails as garbage bins for human beings. We need to treat people and see them as human,” Ocasio-Cortez said. “If we want to reduce violent crime, if we want to reduce the number of people in our jails, the answer is to stop building more of them.“

Blink blink.

Did she just…does she think that…okay, but how can an adult be so blatantly…I just can’t.

AOC, who supported the defund the police movement, made these comments as violent crime has increased drastically in most major cities in the U.S. More so in areas that had substantial defund the police movements, but I’m sure that’s merely a coincidence!

Ocasio-Cortez seems to think the answer to fighting crime lies in building less jails, because then we’ll have less criminals (I mean, genius!), and focusing more on mental health care. Which is awkward as hell since her party is leading the charge to relabel mental health issues like body dysmorphia as a mere lifestyle choice, and they’re blocking standard forms of treatment for it, like therapy. Maybe there’s some sort of riot-based therapy in the pipeline? I don’t know all the science.

Every time I see AOC I wonder how she still has her job. And now I have the added pleasure of having her voice in my head. Some village is missing their idiot, and they can go ahead and claim her ANY time now. Please.

Whenever I see her freaking eyeballs I remember Miss Teen USA confidently saying nothing, “Such as South Africa. And, the Iraq. Everywhere like such as, and.” She was a teenaged girl, asked a question on the spot, surrounded by celebrities, and she still managed to sound smarter than Ocasio-Cortez does with years of practice and preparation. Somebody come get ‘errrr.

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