Former Porn Star, Mary Carey, States She Is Running For CA Governor

That really puts a different spin on screwing an entire state, huh?

As if California isn’t already the laughing stock of America… let’s just full send it.

A former pornstar, by the name of Mary Carey, is looking to take over current CA Governor Gavin Newsom’s job.

Apparently this isn’t the first time Carey has attempted this position (haha, little pun and innuendo for ya).

According to Fox News:

The star of films like “Dirty Angels: Welcome to Lust Angeles,” previously ran in 2003, when California Republicans successfully helped to recall Democratic Gov. Gray Davis.

Voters ended up replaced him with Republican Arnold Schwarzenegger and Carey — who was 23 at the time — admitted she ran as a publicity stunt. She placed 10th out of a field of more than 130 candidates.

So we’re supposed to believe that this time around wouldn’t be a publicity stunt?

“Last time, I was young, dumb, and full of fun,” Carey, now 40, said in an interview this week, according to San Francisco’s KGO-TV. “And this time I’m more experienced and I am not going to take this position laying down. I am ready to be on top.”

Okay, eww, it’s not fun when SHE throws out the innuendos.

But wait, there’s more –

“I’m getting ready to take another shot at the California Gubernatorial Seat!! Political Strategy is in the works… Any and all support to fight the big political parties will help save our state!” Carey says on her website. “Finally a politician you want to be screwed by!!!”

Woman, grow up.

Last time she ran, it was a publicity stunt – now it’s sexualized? This is all so wrong but I feel like California is gullible enough to fall for it… because, yay, boobs!

I’m almost interested to see if CA could actually become more of a dumpster fire than it already has been. *grabs popcorn*