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Holy crap I loathe this hypocritical hosebag.
Listen – no offense to any Gretchens out there, because I’m sure y’all are awesome, but if I had to conjure up what someone named Gretchen looks like, it’d definitely be Gretchen Whitmer.
She is the Gretcheniest Gretchen ever.
Anyway, as you know, she’s been on a massive power trip for the past several weeks. She kinda has her hands full, what with her own state legislature wanting to limit her powers and tons of protesters wanting her to get off of her high horse and whatnot.
But this isn’t about that.
Let’s take a little trip down memory lane for a moment. When Democrats were busying themselves trying to take down Brett Kavanaugh, Gretchen was one of the people who was super vocal about how rapey and assaulty he was. She said, about the Kavanaugh case, “There’s so many people that are disgusted, that have had it. It’s gone too far and it’s done too much damage. I think people are just really taken aback by the fact that, you know, there’s a woman who’s bravely come forward and how she’s being treated — from the White House, to the United States Senate, to rhetoric that’s happening in our day-to-day life.”
Because I was 18
I was scared
I didn’t think I’d be believed
I didn’t know where to go
I knew my assailant
I couldn’t break my parents’ hearts
I didn’t want to be defined by someone else’s violent criminal act#WhyIDidntReport
— Governor Gretchen Whitmer (@GovWhitmer) September 22, 2018
And she was quick to weigh in on her absolute faith in Kavanaugh’s guilt, despite a massive lack of any evidence.
I believe Dr. Ford
— Governor Gretchen Whitmer (@GovWhitmer) September 27, 2018
So she was on with Jake Tapper this weekend, and to Jake’s credit, he pushed her on how different her attitude is about the claims against Joe Biden. And just listen to this garbage, you guys.
Really? Because a whole lot
of us notice a pattern. https://t.co/TPVqA59bpy
— Matthew D. Dempster (@dempstermd) May 3, 2020
“There’s not a pattern,” she says. IS SHE FREAKING BLIND?
Also, her whining about the fact that just because she’s a survivor she shouldn’t have to weigh in on every sexual assault case is absolutely absurd. She obviously wants to weigh in ALL THE TIME when the accused is of a different political stripe than she is. But now? When she’s asked to talk about a case against the guy she’s hoping will pick her to be his VP? Nope. She “knows” Joe Biden, and so obviously he can’t possibly be guilty of all of the accusations against him.
Surprise! Democrats are hypocritical, powergrabbing a-holes. Whodathunkit.